im just sad and lonely and bad at math
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
saying something stupid in front of your crush
coughing up a lung and picking splinters out of my hand… up to 8…. dude tonight just sucked
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
i laughed way too hard at this
if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me
disclaimer: if i rip them out while staring at you, you should run.