Wednesday, April 23, 2014
People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky. (via psych-facts)
breelandwalker:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


*HIC-BLORP*
This would probably be funnier if that were actually a goddamn sea otter.

breelandwalker:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

*HIC-BLORP*

This would probably be funnier if that were actually a goddamn sea otter.

apatheticghost:

im just sad and lonely and bad at math

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

queenelsaofarendelleofficial:

allabitofablur:

I’m impressed by Penny’s argument

can the show just be the three of them

(Source: riddlemetom)

nickiminajvevo:

saying something stupid in front of your crush

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darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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(Source: thedeathmerchant)

coughing up a lung and picking splinters out of my hand… up to 8…. dude tonight just sucked

todayillbuynosorrow:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

but… pluto

Pluto…

(Source: fivetail)

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

vinebox:

White girls Vs Black girls being accused of talking shit

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

psychocereals:

deathiero:

always remember

if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me

you’re special 

disclaimer: if i rip them out while staring at you, you should run.

(Source: deathiero)

cassbones:

thewriterinthebatcave:

howthisworks-caskett:

thewriterinthebatcave:

howthisworks-caskett:

Great call back to Castle’s embarrassment in The Final Frontier, The only thing that would have made this scene better was if the teeny-tiny halter top had been Martha’s back in the day.

What if it is intended to be?

This is my new head canon. Martha mentioned it that evening when Alexis was changing to go disco. I can picture Beckett giggling helplessly into her wine glass at the look on Castle’s face.

I bet he would prefer bleach in his eyes instead of knowing that Martha owns that top!

Beckett’s face is practically red—as is Castle’s, but for a completely different reason—as Martha goes on and on about the top she’d lent Alexis earlier that day.

"It was a different time, of course…"

"Please stop, Mother."

"I was much more fit back then…"

"Mother, I’m begging you."

"I was leaner, tighter, bouncier…”

"Oh my God…"

"I had a body similar to yours, actually, Katherine."

"OH DEAR LORD!"

"Richard, please, don’t be such a drama queen. Katherine, tell him—Katherine? Dear, are you alright?"

(Source: ego-centrik)

theoncomingstormborns:

the-treble:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

this is still hilarious. I’ll reblog it twice in a day.

Out of context motivational Joffrey